• Local NZ Design

    Designed and Printed in New Zealand, not a factory floor.

  • Hand-Pressed Quality

    Every piece is pressed and packed by hand, one at a time.

  • Made for the Real Ones

    Not for clout. For the riders and Rowers who show up before sunrise.

Built from the ground up.

Scumbags & Scallywags started in a bedroom in New Zealand. No investors. No team. Just a 15-year-old who rides, rows, and refuses to sit still. Every tee is hand-pressed and hand-packaged — made for riders and Rowerswho don't need an audience to show up.

Different Grind. Same Pain.


Born on the trails. Forged on the water.

Scumbags & Scallywags is a mindset — built for those who push until it hurts and train through the pain. Whether you ride, row, or grind in the gym, this is your uniform.